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Sunday afternoon at the pet store w/ my 2 boys. We’re checking out the kittens and pups. A handsome and frisky doberman pup catches our eye. We post up for a few minutes in front of the pooch’s cage. A couple of minutes fly by. Another family approaches. Moms, pops, junior, and grandpa. They have a real rust-belt ethos about ‘em. They peer over our shoulders at the same pooch we’re looking at. Junior expresses an keen interest in the pup. They continue to move in – encroach. Pretty damn close to invading our personal space. I have to defend the perimeter. I turn and give them a quick and subtle don’t-get-no-closer glance complete with a half-smile. Message received. They stop and continue to observe from an acceptable distance. Another minute or two goes by. We’re still excitedly engaged with the pup. Tired of waiting, pops verbally signals for his rustic squad to go browse the other animals in the store. As they turn to walk away I hear grandpa say, in a voice much louder than what was appropriate for the setting, “I’d rather get me one of them COON dogs anyway”. I’m immediately thinking to myself, “WTF! COON dog? Who says COON DOG!?” I turn and instantly lock eyes with grandpa. This mofo flashes me a quick smile and offers up a sinister, “Have a nice day.”
OK. To me, this a is a clear-cut case of racism/bigotry. However, I could be making this shit up in my head. Maybe grand pa simply decided to make known - at that precise moment in time – his longing and preference for a got-damn coon dog. I seriously doubt it. What do you think? Is this an act of racism or am I imagining things?
kdizo
Am I the only one:
- Am I the only black dude that, as a shorty, had a crush on Boy George? Don’t trip. I was 10 years old. I didn’t know much of anything about homosexuality (even though my go to diss at the time was “nigga, you gay!”) and even less about studs cross-dressing. What I did know was that Boy George’s warm sultry voice riding over the reggae-drenched riddim of 1982’s “Do you Really Want To Hurt Me” had a little black boy feelin’ all warm and fuzzy and – - yeah….
- Am I the only 6′4, 265 lb. brotha that gets just a tad affronted, or thinks it’s racist, when a random White person makes steps towards me and asks If I play football or basketball and, as of late, if I fight in the UFC? This shit happens all the time. I wouldn’t mind these encounters so much if, every now and then, instead of asking me if I play sports, some random white cat would approach me to ask if I’m a Professor or an Advertising/Marketing Exec. or an Astrophysicist… I’m sick of it. The next time some random White homey, young or old, invades my personal space to ask me if I play sports, I’m gonna stand up tall and straight, chest out, and calmly reply, “No, I don’t play sports. I’m a field-nigga. Now get the fuck outta my face.” Is it just me?
- As a senior level manager in corporate America, I often get the sneaking suspicion that when my white staff and colleagues ask questions in response to my directives, they do so for no other reason than they hate to take orders from a homeboy – from a brotha. At times it seems like this is their default knee-jerk response to any directive/suggestion that I put on the table. Seriously, I could suggest that one of my White team members simply lace up his wing-tips and he – all red faced – will immediately respond, or push-back with, “Well, why exactly would I do that and where does that sit with our other priorities?” Am I the only one???
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kdizo
This video has been making the rounds as of late. Give it a good look and share your reactions with me. How does it sit with you? Any issues come up? Like the word – uhmmm – bitch! I’m very very interested in getting your take on this. You don’t have to offer up a dissertation or anything. All responses/reactions are welcome. Pretend like we’re sittin’ around the kitchen table talkin’ shit…

a few last minute pointers for Barack Obama…
Tags: Election 2008, Politics, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Humor, satire, commentary, closing arguements, presidential speeches
Here are some key last minute points that Barack should hammer home during the final hours of Election 2008. In no particular order:
Humbly Submitted.
kd