I first read this a year ago. The source is unknown.
kd
QUESTION: How many Bush-administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER: None. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving everyday. Any report of its lack of incandescence is a delusional spin by the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say about its going out undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?